Making You A Pioneer Only Means One

King Henry Viii, Who Said To His Lawyer, Forget The Alimony, I've Got A Better Idea. Never Got A Dinner!

Moses, Who Said To The Children Of Israel, Wear Your Galoshes; I Never Did This Trick Before. Never Got A Dinner!

Making You A Pioneer Only Means One Thing. You Were Around At The Time.

Crispus Attucks, Who Said, Don't Shoot Till You See The Whites! Never Got A Dinner!

The Hunchback Of Notre-dame, Who Said To His Tailor Irving, Forget The Slacks - Please Work On The Blazer! Never Got A Dinner!