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Crispus Attucks, Who Said, Don't Shoot Till You See The Whites! Never Got A Dinner!

Uncle Remus, Who Said To Uncle Ben, You're A Credit To Your Rice. Never Got A Dinner!

Joan Rivers, Who Said To Marcel Marceau, Can We Talk? Never Got A Dinner!

Saint Christopher, Who Said, Where Can I Get A Frank Sinatra Medal? Never Got A Dinner!

Sonny Von Bulow, Who Said To Her Husband Claus On Their Honeymoon, Stop Needling Me. Never Got A Dinner!