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Dolly Parton, Who Said To Her Doctor, Are You Sure It's A Chest Cold? Never Got A Dinner!

Sophia Loren, Whose New Baby Asked Her, Is All That For Me? Never Got A Dinner!

Burt Reynolds, Great Sex Symbol Of The Movies, Who Said, I Owe It All To One Great Part. Never Got A Dinner!

When People Ask Me If Dean Martin Drank, Let Me Put It This Way. If Dracula Bit Dean In The Neck, He'd Get A Bloody Mary.

J. Paul Getty, Who Still Hasn't Been Buried - They Keep Finding Oil! Never Got A Dinner!