Make This Man A Saint Now, Ok?

There's A Time For Everyone, If They Only Learn, That The Twisting Kaleidoscope Moves Us All In Turn.

Poor Cow, You'll Get Your Dumb Man. You'll See Your Whole Life Coming At You In The Back Of His Hand.

When Little Richard Used To Stand Up And Play It Was Just Fabulous, And Liberace Had The Candlesticks And The Rings And The Gift Of The Gab. The Piano's Is The Most Ungainly Rock' N' Roll Instrument Of All Time But Those Two People Transcended It, As Did Jerry Lee Lewis.

I Used To Get My Money At The End Of The Week, Buy My Mum Something, Or Buy A Record, And That Was It.

Welcome To The World Of Bullshit, My Dear. You Have Arrived.