Make Money Your God, And It Will

Custom May Lead A Man Into Many Errors; But It Justifies None.

What Is Commonly Called Love, Namely The Desire Of Satisfying A Voracious Appetite With A Certain Quantity Of Delicate White Human Flesh.

When I'm Not Thanked At All, I'm Thanked Enough.

Giving Comfort Under Affliction Requires That Penetration Into The Human Mind, Joined To That Experience Which Knows How To Soothe, How To Reason, And How To Ridicule; Taking The Utmost Care Never To Apply Those Arts Improperly.

Wine And Youth Are Fire Upon Fire.