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Musician Jokes Are A Kind Of Joke That Usually Have To Do With How Much Money Someone Makes. Musicians Are Always Starving, So They're Really Mean To Each Other About Who Makes What.

That Folk Music Led To Learning To Play, And Making Things Up Led To What Turns Out To Be The Most Lucrative Part Of The Music Business - Writing, Because You Get Paid Every Time That Song Gets Played.

So I Had A Couple Of Years Of Playing Trumpet. I Really Enjoyed It, But It Was Not The Kind Of Instrument You Could Whip Out At A Party. Let's Face It.

You Measure Peace With Guns, Progress In Megatons. Who's Left When The War Is Won?

People Stand Themselves Next To The Righteous They Believe The Things They Say Are True They Speak In Terms Of What Divides Us To Justify The Violence They Do But It Is One, It Is One One World Spinning 'round The Sun Wherever It Is You Call Home Whatever Country You Come From It Is One