Listening Can Heal Wounds.

My Dad Told Me That When I Was Born My Cheeks Were So Fat The Doctors Didn't Know Which End To Spank.

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Instead Of Trying To Blend In And Be Like Everyone Else, Be Proud Of And Celebrate Your Unique Differences And Qualities. A Fruit Salad Is Delicious Precisely Because Each Fruit Maintains Its Own Flavor.

Now Think Deeply. What Have You Done With Your Life Over The Past Year? How Do You Feel Inside?

One Of The Few Things That Can't Be Recycled Is Wasted Time.