Magic Lives In Curves, Not Angles.

I Criticize Myself Ruthlessly, But Never Mention The Faults Of Which I Am Truly Ashamed.

Drunks Do Not Have Friends, But Accomplices.

Don't Stare Into A Mirror When You Are Trying To Solve A Problem.

Cure For An Obsession: Get Another One.

Pornography Does Not Inspire Violence, But You Can Break A Leg Trying To Imitate It.