Magic Is Just A Way Of Saying

This Man Was So Absent-mindedly Clever That He Could Paint Pictures That Didn’t Just Follow You Around The Room But Went Home With You And Did The Washing-up.

You Need To Believe In Things That Aren't True. How Else Can They Become?

Sometimes, The Best Answer Is A More Interesting Question.

Don't Do Anything I Wouldn't Do, If You Ever Find Anything I Wouldn't Do.

If There Were Such A Thing As An Inter-city Thieving Contest, Ankh-morpork Would Bring Home The Trophy And Probably Everyone’s Wallets.