Magic Is Just A Way Of Saying

Oh Dear Me, The Booker People Don't Like Me. I Don't Care. I Have Been Given An Award For Being Taken Not Seriously, And I Am Very, Very Pleased About That.

Hat = Wizard, Wizard = Hat. Everything Else Is Frippery.

Insanity Is Catching.

I Don’t See Why It Matters What Is Written. Not When It’s About People. It Can Always Be Crossed Out.

In Fact, The Mere Act Of Opening The Box Will Determine The State Of The Cat, Although In This Case There Were Three Determinate States The Cat Could Be In: These Being Alive, Dead, And Bloody Furious.