Madness Is Just What A Genius Looks

Amy: "can I Come?" Doctor: "not Safe In Here, Not Yet. Five Minutes. Give Me Five Minutes And I'll Be Right Back." Amy: "people Always Say That." Doctor: "am I People?...do I Even Look Like People?...trust Me, I'm The Doctor.

Always Take A Banana To A Party.

[the Doctor, Capt. Jack And Rose Are Cornered By The Empty Children.] The Doctor: Go To Your Room! Go To Your Room! I Mean It. I'm Very, Very Angry With You. I'm Very, Very Cross! Go! To! Your! Room! [the Children Lurch Away And Obey Him.] I'm Really Glad That Worked. Those Would Have Been Terrible Last Words.

Peter Capaldi, Will Always Be Doctor Who. You Retain The Title Forever. Ask Your Predecessors, They All Think They're The Real One. I've Had Sunday Lunch With Peter Davidson And David Tennant And They're Eyeing Each Other Like, 'it's Me!

I Know This Is Going To Sound Very Self-serving, And I Apologize For It, But If You Can Write Comedy, You Can Pretty Much Write Anything, Because It's The Hardest. It's The Most Technically Demanding, The Most Precisely Evaluated Form Of Writing. People Know If It Works Or Not. There's A Big Button Marked 'fail,' And That's When Nobody Laughs.