Lying Awake Beside You, These Thoughts Run

Me: Just Don't Ask About His Forty-three Ex-boyfriends, Okay? Or Ask Him About Why He's Carrying Around An Axe. Mom:... Me: I'm Kidding About The Axe Part.

If Smart People Are Parodying It, That's A Sure Sign That Some Less Smart People Are Believing It.

Her Vulnerability Is Open, But She’s Safe Within It.

Every Two People Cause And Intersection. Every Person Alters The World.

As Sisters, They Probably Have Closer To 99 Percent In Common, But They’re Not About To Recognize That. They’d Rather Fight Over What Kind Of Pet They’re Going To Get … It’s An Argument For Its Own Sake.