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There Are Some People As Obtuse In Recognizing An Argument As They Are In Appreciating Wit. You Couldn't Drive It Into Their Heads With A Hammer.

Women, Somehow, Have The Same Fear Of Witty Men As Of Fireworks.

Rogues Are Prone To Find Things Before They Are Lost.

Grumblers Deserve To Be Operated Upon Surgically; Their Trouble Is Usually Chronic.

He Is One Of Those Wise Philanthropists Who, In A Time Of Famine, Would Vote For Nothing But A Supply Of Toothpicks.