Love Is Too Weak A Word For

I Love The Rain - It Washes Memories Off The Sidewalk Of Life.

The Best Things In Life Are Censored.

This Guy Goes To A Psychiatrist And Says, Doc, My Brother’s Crazy. He Thinks He’s A Chicken. The Doctor Says, Well, Why Don’t You Turn Him In? And The Guy Says, I Would But I Need The Eggs. Well I Guess That’s Pretty Much How I Feel About Relationships. You Know They’re Totally Irrational And Crazy And Absurd But I Guess We Keep Going Through It Because, Uh, Most Of Us Need The Eggs.

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I Didn't Believe In Reincarnation In My Past Life, And I Still Don't.