Love Is Too Weak A Word For

A Stockbroker Is Someone Who Invests Other People's Money Until It Is All Gone.

The French Make Two Mistakes About Me. They Think I'm An Intellectual Because I Wear These Glasses And They Think I'm An Artist Because My Films Lose Money.

I Wonder If Socrates And Plato Took A House On Crete During The Summer.

I'm Very Old-fashioned. I Believe That People Should Stay Married For Life, Like Pigeons And Catholics.

The Food Here Is Terrible, And The Portions Are Too Small.