Love Is The Only Shocking Act Left

I'm The Only Actress In Hollywood Who Didn't Pay To Have These Lips.

I Don't Like Going Back And Listening To Myself. It Makes Me Uncomfortable, And I Know I Can Never Emulate What I Did That Night, So Why Listen To It?

I'll Take On Somebody If They're Offending The Entire Culture, Not Just Offending Me.

Barbara Bush Has Her Finger On The Pulse Of America. Im So Glad Shes Back And More Compassionate Than Ever, ... Thats Right, Of Course People Just Sat Around New Orleans, Boring, Uninspired, Soulless New Orleans, And Dreamed Of Someday Relocating To The Astrodome. Oh, Dear Lord, If Only I Could Leave My Unhappy Existence And Head On Up To Wonderful Houston And Live With My Friends Side By Side In A Spacious Football Stadium, My Life Would Be So Much Richer And Complete.

The Most Important, Overriding Arc Of My Career Has Been That I Would Never Be Self-deprecating.