Love Is Just A Word, But You

Certainly I'm Not Going To Sit On The Internet All Day And Read What Sam From Iowa Is Saying About Me. But I'm A Sponge. I've Always Been A Sponge.

I Don't Like To Give The Sob Story: Growing Up In A Single-parent Home, Never Knew My Father, My Mother Never Worked, And When Friends Came Over I'd Hide The Welfare Cheese. Yo, I Failed Ninth Grade Three Times, But I Don't Think It Was Necessarily 'cause I'm Stupid. I Didn't Go To School. I Couldn't Deal.

I Have The Right To Remain Violente. Everything I Say Can And Will Be Used Against You.

Never Take Ecstasy, Beer, Baccardi, Weed, Pepto Bismol, Vivarin, Tums, Tagamet Hb, Xanax, And Valium In The Same Day. It Makes It Difficult To Sleep At Night.

What Are Friends? Friends Are People You Think Are Your Friends But They Really Your Enemies, With Secret Identities.