Love Is, Above All, The Gift Of

One Can Make One's Life A Complete Misery, Worrying About Burglaries And Shipwrecks, But Ask Anyone, Anyone You Know ... Earth-shattering Disasters And Fabulous Inheritances All Seems To Take Place Exclusively In The Newspapers.

Inspiration? - A Hoax Fabricated By Poets For Their Self-importance.

All Children Are Sweet At Five. But At Twelve They Begin To Get Silly.

We Have Found Other Terms Far Less Vague Than The Old Ones To Designate The Same Complaints. It's A Great Advance Linguistically.

A Good Actor Must Never Be In Love With Anyone But Himself.