Love Is A Robber And He Lives

Buy, Buy, Says The Sign In The Shop Window; Why, Why, Says The Junk In The Yard.

Alas, It Looks Like Those Unsubstantiated Rumours About Me Are About To Come True After All This Time.

All We Ever Got In Those [early] Days Was "where Are You From? Liverpool? You'll Have To Be In London Before You Can Do It. Nobody's Ever Done It From Liverpool.

Close Your Eyes And I'll Kiss You, Tomorrow I'll Miss You.

You See, My Mother Was A District Nurse Until She Died When I Was 14, And We Used To Move From Time To Time Because Of Her Work.