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I Detest Limitations Of Any Kind, And Intend To Establish My Ass Some Place Where I Am A Virgin On The Police Blotter.

I Am Getting So Far Out One Day I Won't Come Back At All.

The Only Way I Like To See Cops Given Flowers Is In A Flower Pot From A High Window.

There's A Boy Across The River With An Ass Like A Peach; Alas I Was No Swimmer And Lost My Clementine.

After A Shooting Spree, They Always Want To Take The Guns Away From The People Who Didn't Do It.