Love Is A Fever Which Marriage Puts

Lovely Girls Are Terribly Insecure. They Are Convinced That Their Legs Are Too Thick, And Their Bottoms Are Too Big, And Their Bosoms Are Too Small. They Are Conviced That Their Nose Is The Wrong Shape, That Their Ears Stick Out, And That Their Eyes Are Too Close Together. They Need A Man Who Will Tell Them They Are Exactly Right As They Are. They Do Not Believe Him, But They Need To Hear It Said.

God Punishes Us Mildly By Ignoring Our Prayers And Severely By Answering Them.

People Who Are Brutally Honest Get More Satisfaction Out Of The Brutality Than Out Of The Honesty.

The Seven Ages Of Man: Spills, Drills, Thrills, Bills, Ills, Pills And Wills.

I Used To Look Down On The World For Being Corrupt, But Now I Adore It For The Utter Magnificence Of That Corruption.