Love Is A Fever Which Marriage Puts

Lovely Girls Are Terribly Insecure. They Are Convinced That Their Legs Are Too Thick, And Their Bottoms Are Too Big, And Their Bosoms Are Too Small. They Are Conviced That Their Nose Is The Wrong Shape, That Their Ears Stick Out, And That Their Eyes Are Too Close Together. They Need A Man Who Will Tell Them They Are Exactly Right As They Are. They Do Not Believe Him, But They Need To Hear It Said.

When A Man Tells Me He's Run Out Of Steam In The Sex Department, I'll Tell Him, 'count Your Blessings; You've Escaped From The Clutches Of A Cruel Tyrant. Enjoy!

The Man Who Is Brutally Honest Enjoys The Brutality Quite As Much As The Honesty. Possibly More.

God Punishes Us Mildly By Ignoring Our Prayers And Severely By Answering Them.

The Ghastly Thing About Postal Strikes Is That After They Are Over, The Service Returns To Normal.