Love Can Smack You Like A Seagull,

All The Secrets Of The World Are Contained In Books. Read At Your Own Risk.

Accidents Happen All The Time.

Fetching Objects For People Who Are Too Lazy To Fetch Them For Themselves Is Never A Pleasant Task, Particularly When The People Are Insulting You.

Someone Feeling Wronged Is Like Someone Feeling Thirsty. Don’t Tell Them They Aren’t. Sit With Them And Have A Drink.

I Find Reading Screenplays Difficult, As They're Only A Roadmap For What A Movie Might End Up Being.