Lots Of People Make The Stage And

Whenever I’d Over­hear How People Found Me To Be ‘a Bit Much’ (which Is The Gentle Way Of Say­ing The Word ‘unbear­able’), I Under­stood Why. To Myself I Would Say: Well, Yes Of Course I’m A Bit Much — If I Weren’t, I Would Not Be Lit Up By So Many Lights.

[i'll Be The First One Of The Smith To Die.] I'll Be Shot - Probably By One Of The Ex-smiths.

The Word 'indie' Is Meaningless Now. It's So Over-used That People Think It Simply Means Green Hair.

I Believe The Nme Have Deliberately Tried To Characterise Me As A Racist In A Recent Interview In Order To Boost Their Circulation. I Abhor Racism And Cruelty Of Any Kind And Will Not Let This Pass.

Denmark Is Sadly A Hellish Place If You Happen To Be A Pig, But The Brioche And Fruits That Tower On The Table Before Me Have Me Hastily Attaching A Feedbag.