Losing Feels Worse Than Winning Feels Good.

As Long As You Live Keep Smiling Because It Brightens Everybody's Day.

Statistics Are Used Much Like A Drunk Uses A Lamppost: For Support, Not Illumination.

The Only Difference Between A Winning Team And A Losing Team Is One Game. The Winning Team Can Win Two Out Of Three Games...the Losing Team Can Only Win One Out Of Three.

I Really Love Baseball. The Guys And The Game, And I Love The Challenge Of Describing Things.

There's That Old Saying: Squeeze The Juice Out Of Life Before Life Squeezes The Juice Out Of You. I Will Try To Squeeze The Remaining Juice Out Of Life.