Lord Knows I've Paid My Dues Getting

When The Jelly Faced Women All Sneeze, Hear The One With The Mustache Say I Can't Find My Knees.

I Saw Him Making Love To You, You Forgot To Close The Garage Door.

Pain Sure Does Bring Out The Best In People, Doesn't It?

Life Is Sad, Life Is A Bust, All You Can Do Is Do What You Must.

A Cork Screw To My Heart, Ever Since We've Been Apart.