Lord Knows, I Never Want To Waste

Most Authors Have One Idea Per Book. Shakespeare Had Two Per Sentence.

I Know Some Good Old Gals In Their 50s And 60s. All These Women Tell Me, 'forty To 50. Those Are The Hot Times.' So Far, You Couldn't Prove It By Me. But Hell, I'm Only Two Years In.

Eileen Ford Wanted Me To Fix My Nose And My Teeth. I Said, Sure, Great, But I Really Had No Intention To.

The Last Thing We Need Is Yet Another Makeup Company. Even I Have A Nervous Breakdown When I Go Through The Department Store Makeup Floor.

The Doctors Told Me I'd Be Fine If I Play Only Golf And Tennis Doubles For The Rest Of My Life. But I Dive. I Dogsled. I Trek. I Guess I'll Have Surgery.