Looks Like I’m Going To Ruin Your

So Help Me, I Won’t Rest Until I Bathe In Your Entrails! (apollymi)

Um, Dr. Alexander, There’s A Couple Out Here Who Say They’re Related To You. They…um…they’re Biker People. (nurse) Hey, Julian. Tell Attila The Hun Here That We’re Okay So We Can Come And Ooh And Aah Over The Babies. (eros)

The Man Hates Your Guts More Than Stryker Does. You’ll Be Lucky If He Doesn’t Pull Your Spine Out Through Your Nostrils. (tory) Nice To Have Miss Merry Sunshine Back Again. Any Other Eeyore Outlooks You’d Like To Share? (acheron)

The Only Vampires I've Ever Seen Are The Goths Trying To Get A Glimpse Of Anne Rice's House, Who Drink Strawberry Sodas And Tell Each Other It's Blood.

Look And You Wlll See, That Which Was Can Never Be. When They Seek A Boy Your Age, Run, You Flippin Moron, Run!