Looking A Certain Way Is A Blessing

When You Do Bad Things, Bad Things Happen To You.

Have I Been Wiretapped? Yes. But Who They Said Wiretapped Me Was Incorrect.

Before My Mother Died, She Made Me Promise To Do Everything That Could Be Done To Make Sure My Father Was Not Left Alone After She Was Gone.

I Am Proud Of What I Have Got And I Need An Audience.

God Gave Women Intuition And Femininity. Used Properly, The Combination Easily Jumbles The Brain Of Any Man I've Ever Met.