Look What They Did To Macauley Culkin.

When I Was Thirteen I Basically Asked My Mother If It Was Possible For This To End, That I'd Had Enough Of It. And I Truly Had Had Enough. And That Was Right About The Time That We Got A Call For A Movie Interview.

People Always Joke That 'dog' Spells 'god' Backwards. They Should Consider That It Might Be The Higher Power Coming Down To See Just How Well They Do, What Kind Of People They Are. The Animals Are Right Here, Right In Front Of Us. And How We Treat These Companions Is A Test.

If You Know Me, I Don't Live In This Dismal World. I Mean, I Like To Have Fun. My Friends Are Comedians.

I've Had People Appear In My Life That Have Helped Me. I Had More Fun. I Approached It Thinking How Would Jack Nicholson, "how Would He Do It?" So That's Really What I Did Was I Created This Gremlin Character. So Now People Come Up And They Say 'oh The Exorcist!'.. And I'm Like "did You See Repossessed?" They Say Either No Or Yes Or Whatever, And I Say Look At This, Have A Laugh, And Then Go Back And Look At A Masterpiece.

I Didn't Have A Clue. I Grew Up Protestant In Connecticut At The Saugatuck Congregational Church. We Didn't Talk About The Devil. That's Catholicism. And So, That Was My Safety Net. And I Always Say, It's Probably A Good Thing They Didn't Hire A Catholic Child, Who May Have Heard About The Devil, The Things That Were In The Closet. And No One Wanted To Discuss Them.