Look, I'm Mormon, And Most Christians Don't

When You Aren't Drinking Or Using Drugs Or Spending Lots Of Money On Fancy Toys Or Basking In The Glow Of Fame Or Working All The Time Or Eating Your Way Through The Refrigerator, Being Hateful And Angry Is A Very Handy Shield From The Truth. It Lets You Focus On Everyone Else's Shortcomings, And All The Ways They Have Let You Down. You Can Bemoan How All These Broken People Keep Finding You Somehow. That Way You Don't Have To Focus On What Really Matters -- The Tough Work Of Fiing What Is Broken Inside You.

I Am Going To Take Something I Learned Over In Israel. Their Independence Day Is Preceded The 24 Hours Before With Memorial Day, So It Gives Them A Chance To Serve And Reflect And Then Celebrate. I Am Going To Try To Start That Tradition Here In America.

Hello, My Name Is The Republican Party, And I Have A Problem. I Am Addicted To Spending And The Government - And A Big Government. I Would Like One Of Them Just To Stand Up And Say That.

I Really Felt Mitt Romney Was A - Not My Candidate. I Didn't Exactly Like His Policies, But I Thought He Was An Honest Guy. I Didn't Think That He Would Engage In Corruption. He Wasn't Involved In Some Of The Things That The Administration, I Felt, Was Involved With.

I Don't Know Where [obama Is From] I Don't Think He's From Where They Issue Birth Certificates – I Think He's From Hell.