Look At Me! I'm A Puffy Pink

...he'll Never Lie - The Man Is Far Too Wise.

There Is Nothing Worse For Mortals Than A Wandering Life.

Just Once I'd Like Someone To Call Me 'sir' Without Adding 'you're Making A Scene.'

She Sent Him A Warm And Gentle Wind, And Lord Odysseus Was Happy As He Set His Sails To Catch The Breeze. He Sat Beside The Steering Oar And Used His Skill To Steer The Raft.

It's About Time Trees Were Good For Something, Instead Of Just Standing There Like Jerks!