Logic Is A Feeble Reed, Friend.

A Fool Cannot Be Protected From His Folly. If You Attempt To Do So, You Will Not Only Arouse His Animosity But Also You Will Be Attempting To Deprive Him Of Whatever Benefit He Is Capable Of Deriving From Experience. Never Attempt To Teach A Pig To Sing; It Wastes Your Time And Annoys The Pig.

Time Is Your Total Capital, And The Minutes Of Your Life Are Painfully Few.

Women Are Amazing Creatures-sweet, Soft, Gentle, And Far More Savage Than We Are.

And Suddenly I Knew I Was People And Could Not Stop Laughing.

The Capacity Of The Human Mind For Swallowing Nonsense And Spewing It Forth In Violent And Repressive Action Has Never Yet Been Plumbed.