Living In La Is Like Not Having

I Never Used To Like Babies. I'd Always Thought If A Baby Were More Like A Chimpanzee, I'd Have One

I Admit That Post-it Note Sheets That Adhere To Virtually Any Surface Are Now My Substitute Of Choice For Retention.

Hollywood Is Like Picasso's Bathroom.

Dreams Are, By Definition Cursed With Short Life Spans.

The Best Way To Be Beautiful Is To Choose Your Parents Well.