Live It Up So You Can Write

Any Man Who Eats Dessert Is Not Drinking Enough.

Only One Marriage I Regret. I Remember After I Got That Marriage License I Went Across From The License Bureau To A Bar For A Drink. The Bartender Said, "what Will You Have, Sir?" And I Said, "a Glass Of Hemlock."

I Would Like To Take The Great Dimaggio Fishing," The Old Man Said. "they Say His Father Was A Fisherman. Maybe He Was As Poor As We Are And Would Understand.

The Cat Has Complete Emotional Honesty - An Attribute Not Often Found In Humans.

Only That Which Makes You Feel Bad After Doing Is Immoral.