Little Books Are The Things To Write

You Should Never Trust Anyone Who Listens To Mahler Before They're Forty.

Visitors Who Come From The Soviet Union And Tell You How Marvelous It Is To Be Able To Look At Public Buildings Without Advertisements Stuck All Over Them Are Just Telling You That They Can't Decipher The Cyrillic Alphabet.

Humphrey Searle Writes Music That Sounds Like The Theme From 'star Wars' Played Backwards Through A Washing Machine.

She Was Good At Playing Abstract Confusion In The Same Way That A Midget Is Good At Being Short.

Stop Worrying, Nobody Gets Out Of This World Alive.