Literature Bores Me, Especially Great Literature

Life, Friends, Is Boring. We Must Not Say So.

Praise Will Lead You To Vanity, And Blame Will Lead You To Self-pity, And Both Are Bad For Writers.

We Have Reason To Be Afraid. This Is A Terrible Place.

I Am So Wise I Had My Mouth Sewn Shut.

Something Has Been Said For Sobriety But Very Little.