Listening To Women Ain't The Fashion In

A Woman's Love Is Like The Morning Dew. It's Just As Likely To Settle On A Horse Turd As A Rose.

Self-parody Is The First Portent Of Age.

I Suppose You Set Up Reading The Good Book All Night-spoken By Woodrow Call

Only A Rank Degenerate Would Drive 1,500 Miles Across Texas Without Eating A Chicken Fried Steak.

... People Are Always Turning Out To Be Tougher Than I Think They Are.