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I Hate Birthdays. I Hate Birthday Parties. I Hate Them. I Don't Know What It Is, Anybody's Only Got To Come Wafting Near Me With A Piece Of Cake With A Candle On And I Break Out In Hives.

A Girl's Got To Do What She's Got To Do To Make Somebody Pay Her A Compliment. If That Means Moaning 'til The Cows Come Home, Then So Be It.

Everybody Has A Bad Hair Day, But Us Girls Still Like To Be Told We Look Nice Even If We Don't Feel Like We Do.

I Understand How Important Hair Is To A Woman's Self-esteem And Confidence.

I Wouldn't Say Pop Stars Hit On Me - That's Just Stuff The Papers Make Up.