Like An Opera Singer, I Am Able

Now I'm A Painter. That Was Another Opportunity I Was Able To Pursue, I've Been Painting All My Life, Now It's Become A Second Career Because Of My Success In The Movies.

I Used To Be Good Friends With My Depression, Saying Oh I'm So Depressed, Or Life Is Terrible.

I Enlisted When I Was A Boy. The Navy Looked After Me Like My Mother. It Fed Me, Took Care Of Me And Gave Me Wonderful Opportunities.

They Gave Me Away As A Prize Once - A Win Tony Curtis For A Weekend Competition. The Woman Who Won Was Disappointed. She'd Hoped For Second Prize - A New Stove.

Someone Said To Me, "hey, What's It Like Kissing Marilyn Monroe?" I Said, "it's Like Kissing Hitler. What Are You Doing Asking Me Such A Stupid Question?"