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The System Didn't Screw You. The System Revealed You.

Extrapolating From The Statistical Growth Of The Legal Profession, By The Year 2035 Every Single Person In The United States Will Be A Lawyer, Including Newborn Infants.

We Are All Assumed, These Days, To Reside At One Extreme Of The Opinion Spectrum, Or Another. We Are Pro-abortion Or Anti-abortion. We Are Free Traders Or Protectionists. We Are Pro-private Sector Or Pro-government. We Are Feminists Or Chauvinists. But In The Real World, Few Of Us Hold These Extreme Views. There Is Instead A Spectrum Of Opinion.

In Truth, One Of Our Company, The Solemn Warrior Ecthgow, Was So Demented From Liquor That He Was Drunk While Still Upon His Horse, And He Fell Attempting To Dismount. Now The Horse Kicked Him In The Head, And I Feared For His Safety, But Ecthgow Laughed And Kicked The Horse Back.

Yes, You Have Cancer. Yes, Your Kids Are On Drugs. Yes, There Is An Elephant Outside Your Tent. Now The Question Becomes, What Are You Going To Do About It? Subsequent Emotions May Not Be Pleasant, But The Hysteria Stops. Hysteria Accompanies An Unwillingness To Look At What Is Really Going On; It Promotes An Unwillingness To Look. We Feel We Are Afraid To Look, When Actually It Is Not-looking That Makes Us Afraid. The Minute We Look, We Cease Being Afraid.