Life Without Kids Is Like A Camera

Men Hand Out Cigars. Women `hand Out' Babies. And Thus The World, For Thousands Of Years, Has Gone Round.

I Have Written Two Nonfiction Books, I'm Embarrassed To Say.

I'm A Classic Example Of What Can Happen If You Follow Your Inner Voice. I Was Cursed With Interests And Some Talent In Many Different Areas. It Confuses People.

At 200 Pounds, With A 17-inch Neck, A Resting Pulse Of 78, A Bench Press Of 200 Pounds, I Was Very Much Indeed A Normal, All-american Male. I Carried My Sickness Within.

Movies Are Movies, Television Is Television.