Life Was A Wheel, Its Only Job

This Was The Darker Life, Where Every Truth Was Written Backward.

If I Cannot Horrify, I'll Go For The Gross Out. I'm Not Proud.

If Life Teaches Anything At All It Teaches That There Are So Many Happy Endings That The Man Who Believes That There Is No God Needs His Rationality Called Into Serious Question.

I Wasn't A Social Drinker. I Used To Say That I Didn't Want To Go To Bars Because They Were Full Of Assholes Like Me.

Every Marriage Has Two Hearts, One Light And One Dark