Life May Be Treacherous, But You Can

This Is The Simplest Of All Thoughts, That Death Must Come When We Call, Although He Is A God.

The Flower And Fruit Of Love Are Mine The Ant, The Fieldmouse And The Mole

This Englishwoman Is So Refined, She Has No Bosom And No Behind.

I'm Sorry To Say My Dear Wife Is A Dreamer, And As She Dreams She Gets Paler And Leaner. Then Be Off To Your Dream, With His Fly-away Hat, I Stay With The Girls Who Are Happy And Fat.

If A Lady Comes Up To You And Tells You That Your Dear Mama Is Lying In A Faint On The Pavement Round The Corner, Don't You Believe Her, Don't Have Anything To Do With Her, Do Not Go With Her Into The Cab. It Is The White Slave Traffic.