Life Just Wants To Be; But It

He Had The Sort Of Face That Makes You Realize God Does Have A Sense Of Humor.

I Don't Know Whether I'm Misanthropic. It Seems To Me I'm Constantly Disappointed. I'm Very Easily Disappointed. Disappointed In The Things That People Do; Disappointed In The Things That People Construct. I Want Things To Be Better All The Time.

Four Times I Was Honked At For Having The Temerity To Proceed Through Town Without The Benefit Of Metal.

Nearly A Quarter Of American Men Were In The Armed Forces. The Rest Were In School, In Prison, Or Were George W. Bush.

Romans Park Their Cars The Way I Would Park If I Had Just Spilled A Beaker Of Hydrochloric Acid On My Lap.