Life Is Very Hard, Isn't It? It

I Don't Believe In Religion. I Believe The Example Of Christ. I Believe In The Example Of A Perfect Human Being That If You Can Live For Other People Away From Yourself You Will Be Happy. If You Live For Yourself You Will Be Unhappy And Then You Will Not Be Able To Sleep Or Do Anything Else... Finally. I Think Insofar, And I Really Believe This, Insofar As People Do Live With The Other Fellow [god] In Mind, They Have To Be Happy You Know? Because It Raises You Up.

Once A Crowd Chased Me For An Autograph. "beat It", I Said, "go Sit On A Tack!" "we Made You", They Said. "like Hell You Did", I Told Them.

Just Write The Best You Can About The Things That Concern You Most. I Never Lose Sight Of The Fact That Just Being Is Fun.

If You're Given A Choice Between Money And Sex Appeal, Take The Money. As You Get Older, The Money Will Become Your Sex Appeal.

Wouldn't It Be Great If People Could Get To Live Suddenly As Often As They Die Suddenly?