Life Is Unfair. And It's Not Fair

When A Man's Best Friend Is His Dog, That Dog Has A Problem.

Mayonnaise, Like Hollandaise, Was Invented By The French To Cover Up The Flavor Of Spoiled Flesh, Stale Vegetables, Rotten Fish. Beware The Sauce! Where Food Comes Beslobbered With An Elegant Slime You May Well Suspect The Integrity Of The Basic Ingredients.

The World Is What It Is, No Less And No More, And Therein Lies Its Entire And Sufficient Meaning.

All Power Rests On Hierarchy: An Army Is Nothing But A Well-organized Lynch Mob.

I Believe In Nothing That I Cannot Touch, Kiss, Embrace.... The Rest Is Only Hearsay.