Life Is Too Short To Be Miserable.

The Price Of Dishonesty Is Self-destruction.

A Peacefulness Follows Any Decision, Even The Wrong One.

Death Is A Greatly Overrated Experience. I Hated Mother's And I'm Not Looking Forward To My Own. Apart From The Sorrow There Are The Bills To Be Paid. Nobody Dies For Free.

I Believe The True Function Of Age Is Memory. I'm Recording As Fast As I Can.

Sex Is A Pleasurable Exercise In Plumbing, But Be Careful Or You'll Get Yeast In Your Drain Tap.