Life Is Something To Do When You

Cheese That Is Required By Law To Append The Word Food To Its Title Does Not Go Well With Red Wine Or Fruit.

There's Nothing Like Being Old To Be Sure Of Everything.

Do Not Approach With Anything Even Resembling Assurance A Restaurant That Moves.

There Are Too Many Books. The Books Are Terrible. And This Is Because You Have Been Taught To Have Self-esteem.

Will Power Is Not Telling Anybody You Quit Smoking.