Life Is Something To Do When You

There's No Such Thing As Advice To The Lovelorn. If They Took Advice, They Wouldn't Be Lovelorn.

I Don't Like To Read Nonfiction. To Me, Fact Is Something I Can Look Up.

I Wouldn't Say That I Dislike The Young. I'm Simply Not A Fan Of Naïveté.

Donald Trump Is Not My Fault. You Can Blame Certain Things On Me, But Not Donald Trump.

I Hate Academic Mysteries. As Soon As I Come Across The Word 'don' And It's Not Someone's First Name, I Close The Book.