Life Is Something To Do When You

I Doubt There's Ever Been A True Thing Said On Fox. Maybe The Weather Report, Maybe Not.

The Best Fame Is A Writer's Fame. It's Enough To Get A Table At A Good Restaurant, But Not Enough To Get You Interrupted When You Eat.

New York City Is Filled With The Same Kind Of People I Left New Jersey To Get Away From.

No Animal Should Ever Jump Up On The Dining-room Furniture Unless Absolutely Certain That He Can Hold His Own In The Conversation.

[on Parenthood:] You Can't Change Your Mind--you Know, And Say, This Isn't Working Out, Let's Sell.