Life Is Not A Theme Park, And

You're A Musician, It Is Important That You Suffer!

And While We're On The Subject Of Ducks, Which We Plainly Are, The Story, 'the Ugly Duckling' Ought Be Banned As The Central Character Wasn't A Duckling Or He Wouldn't Have Grown Up Into A Swan. He Was A Cygnet.

I Used To Binge-eat And Make Myself Throw Up. I Was A Fat Kid. Obviously I Didn't Quite Master The Bulimia.

Animals, Children, And The Working Class Comprise The Company In Which I'll Feel Most At Ease.

As A Person I'm A Little More Doubtful, Introspective And Analytical.