Life Is Like College; May I Graduate

Salt Is Like Good-humor, And Nearly Every Thing Is Better For A Pinch Of It.

...for A Girl With Eyes Like Hers Has A Will And Is Not Ruled By Anyone But A Lover.

Honesty Is The Best Policy, In Love As In Law.

The Moment Aunt March Took Her Nap, Or Was Busy With Company, Jo Hurried To This Quiet Place, And Curling Herself Up In The Easy Chair, Devoured Poetry, Romance, History, Travels, And Pictures Like A Regular Bookworm.

... Because I Have Fallen In Love With So Many Pretty Girls And Never Once The Least Bit With Any Man.