Life Is Good When We Think It's

As The Fly Bangs Against The Window Attempting Freedom While The Door Stands Open, So We Bang Against Death Ignoring Heaven.

Happiness In The Present Is Only Shattered By Comparison With The Past.

Money Is Good, Love Is Wealth.

When All Is Lost, Ask The I.r.s. - They'll Find Something.

Good Ideas Are A Dime A Dozen, Bad Ones Are Free.