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Most People Tell You They Want To Get Out Of Kindergarten, But Don't Believe Them. Don't Believe Them! All They Want You To Do Is To Mend Their Broken Toys. "give Me Back My Wife. Give Me Back My Job. Give Me Back My Money. Give Me Back My Reputation, My Success." This Is What They Want; They Want Their Toys Replaced. That's All. Even The Best Psychologist Will Tell You That, That People Don't Really Want To Be Cured. What They Want Is Relief; A Cure Is Painful.

A Writer Arrived At The Monastery To Write A Book About The Master. "people Say You Are A Genius . Are You?" He Asked. "you Might Say So." Said The Master, None Too Modestly. "and What Makes One A Genius?" "the Ability To Recognize." "recognize What?" "the Butterfly In A Caterpillar: The Eagle In An Egg; The Saint In A Selfish Human Being.

A Disciple Was One Day Recalling How Buddha , Jesus , Mohammed Were Branded As Rebels And Heretics By Their Contemporaries. Said The Master, Nobody Can Be Said To Have Attained The Pinnacle Of Truth Until A Thousand Sincere People Have Denounced Him For Blasphemy .

Tell Me," Said The Atheist , "is There A God Really?" Said The Master, "if You Want Me To Be Perfectly Honest With You, I Will Not Answer." Later The Disciples Demanded To Know Why He Had Not Answered. "because The Question Is Unanswerable," Said The Master. "so You Are An Atheist?" "certainly Not. The Atheist Makes The Mistake Of Denying That Of Which Nothing May Be Said... And The Theist Makes The Mistake Of Affirming It.

The Devil Has A Ph.d. In Perfect Logic.