Life Before Toilet Paper Was Not Worth

You Know, Bud, I Don’t Know You From Adam, But That’s My Baby Sister You’re Hanging On To. So I’m Thinking The Wisest Course Of Action For You Is To Let Her Go And Introduce Yourself. Pronto. (rain)

She Went From Angry To Calm So Fast That He Wondered If She Wasn’t The Ferrari Of Moms. Her Top Speed Had To Be .65 Nanoseconds.’ (nick)

That Which Doesn’t Kill Us Just Requires A Few Centuries Of Therapy. (caleb) Yeah, And Usually A Lot Of Tylenol. (nick)

I’d Rather Be Vindictive Than Smart. (solin)

Why On Earth Would You Want To Talk To Me? (channon) My Lady, Do You Not Own A Mirror? (sebastian) Yes, But It’s Not An Enchanted One. (channon)