Life As We Call It, Is Nothing

For Nothing Burns With Such Amazing Speed, As The Dry Sticks Of A Religious Creed.

Civilization Is The Process Of Reducing The Infinite To The Finite.

A Pun Does Not Commonly Justify A Blow In Return. But If A Blow Were Given For Such Cause, And Death Ensued, The Jury Would Be Judges Both Of The Facts And Of The Pun, And Might, If The Latter Were Of An Aggravated Character, Return A Verdict Of Justifiable Homicide.

A Child's Education Should Begin At Least One Hundred Years Before He Is Born.

There Is No Friend Like An Old Friend Who Has Shared Our Morning Days, No Greeting Like His Welcome, No Homage Like His Praise.